豆腐
2012-1-13 20:19:49 阅读2 评论1 132012/01 Jan13
老婆：你不要吃我豆腐，手冰凉冰凉的。
老公：豆腐怎么会怕凉呢，让我摸会。
老婆：去去去，我要玩三国杀了。
老公：豆腐怎么可以独乐乐类，要带臭豆腐一块玩嘛！
老公：豆腐怎么会怕凉呢，让我摸会。
老婆：去去去，我要玩三国杀了。
老公：豆腐怎么可以独乐乐类，要带臭豆腐一块玩嘛！
Remarkable cycling
2011-12-26 19:20:12 阅读3 评论1 262011/12 Dec26
I cycled to work and back home. It took me almost three hours. During the journey, I took several breaks, walking, because my two legs were too sore. This was the first time I went cycling for more than an hour! It reminded me of my high school, I went on bike everyday to school, watching everything passing me slowly and vividly.
On the way home, I enjoyed the sunset for a few minutes and very soon the dark night was coming. I felt it was too many cars, too many lights and too much noise. When asked whether I would learn to drive, the answer would be definitely yes, but in terms of having a car or not, right now for sure I don't see the necessity. Citys need car, especially big citys,
On the way home, I enjoyed the sunset for a few minutes and very soon the dark night was coming. I felt it was too many cars, too many lights and too much noise. When asked whether I would learn to drive, the answer would be definitely yes, but in terms of having a car or not, right now for sure I don't see the necessity. Citys need car, especially big citys,
Noodles
2011-12-21 13:38:01 阅读3 评论0 212011/12 Dec21
The young lovely wife ordered a noodle for take-out and get on the car. The husband started the car while listening to the radio.
The young wife had a dilightful mood and suddenly said,
"Honey, what if I dropped out the noodles?"
"Honey,you know what happens." The husband Smiled.
"Then the car would be full of noodle smell,it would be wonderful! You won't be hungry at all!"
"oh, yeah,not hungry but angry."
The young wife had a dilightful mood and suddenly said,
"Honey, what if I dropped out the noodles?"
"Honey,you know what happens." The husband Smiled.
"Then the car would be full of noodle smell,it would be wonderful! You won't be hungry at all!"
"oh, yeah,not hungry but angry."
撒尿
2011-12-20 21:39:31 阅读2 评论1 202011/12 Dec20
某日，乐乐被主人放出，在客厅、卧室及厨房任意撒欢。疯过一阵之后，突然脸色一变，急着找地撒尿。偏偏主人正忙着做饭，无心顾它，要是平日，主人瞅见，早就放它到外面去了。
怎么办？作为一只合格的狗，它是坚决不在自己窝里撒尿的，于是，它急急忙忙贴着地，一边嗅一边找地。寻着气味，乐乐终于找到一个满意的地方，开始转圈圈解决问题。正当它舒畅时，突然耳边传来一声厉喝：
“乐乐！给我滚！亲爱的，乐乐跳到咱们床上，在我们被子上撒尿！你快来看！”
女主人匆匆赶来，一看，乐了：“是你的被子，不是我的。”再仔细一看，哟，刚刚好，一泡尿正好洒在男主人盖脚的部位，“谁叫你臭，天天不洗脚，狗都撒到你窝里来了。”
男主人面露愠色，大喊：“你个畜生，找死不是——给我过来！”
乐乐见形势不对，撒腿就跑，心想：怎么能怪我哩，我就是闻着闻着就去了。
怎么办？作为一只合格的狗，它是坚决不在自己窝里撒尿的，于是，它急急忙忙贴着地，一边嗅一边找地。寻着气味，乐乐终于找到一个满意的地方，开始转圈圈解决问题。正当它舒畅时，突然耳边传来一声厉喝：
“乐乐！给我滚！亲爱的，乐乐跳到咱们床上，在我们被子上撒尿！你快来看！”
女主人匆匆赶来，一看，乐了：“是你的被子，不是我的。”再仔细一看，哟，刚刚好，一泡尿正好洒在男主人盖脚的部位，“谁叫你臭，天天不洗脚，狗都撒到你窝里来了。”
男主人面露愠色，大喊：“你个畜生，找死不是——给我过来！”
乐乐见形势不对，撒腿就跑，心想：怎么能怪我哩，我就是闻着闻着就去了。
当你和父母吵架时
2011-12-20 21:11:30 阅读2 评论0 202011/12 Dec20
当你和父母吵架时，永远要相信以下几点：
1. 冷静之后再想问题。气头上的时候，说话只会让结果更糟。
2. 问题想清楚以后，要勇于面对，主动沟通。
3. 父母永远为你着想，要理解体谅个体差异。
4. 父母永远是你最忠诚的支持者。
1. 冷静之后再想问题。气头上的时候，说话只会让结果更糟。
2. 问题想清楚以后，要勇于面对，主动沟通。
3. 父母永远为你着想，要理解体谅个体差异。
4. 父母永远是你最忠诚的支持者。